HEAR THEM SIRENS? POST A COMMENT HERE IF YOU WANNA GET SOMETHING OFF YOUR CHEST!
WHERE EVER STUPIDITY LIVES I WILL BE THERE!
WHERE EVER THERE IS COMMENT ABUSE,
I WILL STAND FOR JUSTICE!
THIS IS THE TRUE STORY OF AMERICA'S FINEST:
THE COMMENT POLICE!
WHERE EVER THERE IS COMMENT ABUSE,
I WILL STAND FOR JUSTICE!
THIS IS THE TRUE STORY OF AMERICA'S FINEST:
THE COMMENT POLICE!
posted by John Q. Public at 11:59 PM
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WOW...VERY CLEVER... CAME ALL THIS WAY FROM HICKSVILLE TO CALL ME AND ASSHAT...DID YOUR MOMMY HELP YOU WITH THAT ONE?
CLOWN!
-COMMENT POLICE
LMHO:
Well good for you mr.comment police. I happen to be married to the best Detective in the whole wide world, Detective Robert Goren of the Major Case Squad.
mwahx
OKAY THEN! SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET OUTSIDE A LITTLE MORE OFTEN!
-COMMENT POLICE
I can't believe that I haven't been busted yet. I suppose my time is coming.
And may I add that this is a damned good idea. I will check through your links. I notice that there is a slot labeled biggest ass on the web. I hope that is me.
WELL FUZZBOY... YOU CAN'T EVEN QUALIFY FOR BIGGEST SKEEVE ON THE WEB... MY HATRED IS FOR THOSE WHO MAKE ME WANT TO VOMIT... BUT I'LL KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR YOU... I'LL MAKE SURE TO LET YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING STUPID... OR SO UNFUNNY I GET CRAMPS...
-COMMENT POLICE
JUST TO LET YOU ALL KNOW. THAT SPACE AT THE TOP OF THE COMMENT PAGE IS WHERE FUCKTARD AKA AVERAGE GUY AKA "JEFF" CALLED ME AN "ASSHAT". THIS WAS VERY DAMAGING TO HIS REPUTATION AS A LITERATE, FAIR AND GOOD CHRISTIAN MAN THAT HE FELT HE SHOULD REPENT FOR ALL HIS WRONG DOINGS AND HE WOULD LIKE TO APPOLOGIZE TO THE WORLD FOR HIS INSOLENT WAYS. IF YOU HAVE MORE INQUISITIONS ABOUT FUCKTARD YOU CAN FIND HIM ON THE LINK, "BIGGEST ASS ON THE WEB".
-COMMENT POLICE
AIGHT FUCKING LARGE PROFESSOR WANNA BE! BEING AN ASS IS HIGHLY ILLOGICAL CAUSE IT AIN'T FUNNY BITCH!
IT'S NICE TO KNOW, HOWEVER, THAT YOU STUDY MY WORK... THANKS FOR PROVIDING A NEED FOR MY EXISTANCE! FUCKING A IS GOOD WORDS AND YOU NO THSI.... TOOL SAYS WHAT?
-COMMENT POLICE
BREAKING NEWS JUST OVER THE WIRE... BIG PROFESSOR IS A TV SHOW CARACHTER... IN THE 1960'S THERE WAS A TV SHOW CALLED THE SANDY BECKER SHOW. THIS IS WHERE THE BIG PROFEESOR RESIDED. HE WOULD ANSWER QUESTIONS FROM THE AUDIENCE AND GIVE OUT GOLDEN ENCYCLOPEDIAS TO THE BEST QUESTIONS.
http://www.christophergross.com/becker/prof.html
PICTURES OF THE FIRST AND ONLY "BIG PROFESSOR."
-COMMENT POLICE (THE ORIGINAL)
big professor:
i really don't mind criticism. I think it's healthy to be able to handle other people's perspective. there's enough bull nowadays that honesty is rare. but what you do actually has no constructive value at all. you do this superiority thing and you really don't have anythinng to say...ever. your point of view is narrow and you're sort of like this little academic weasel that has no point. calling you a soft-handed little girl would actually be an insult to little girls. i'll bet high school was a lot of fun for you? i'm sure it was.
DAMN... I NEED A BOX OF THESAURUSES TO KEEP UP WITH PURCELL!
MR PURCELL... I WOULD LIKE TO HONOR YOU WITH THE KEY TO COMMENT CITY.
-COMMENT MAYOR
IT ALSO LEAD HIM TO HAVING A CAREER IN WHICH HE CREATES SOMETHING... I WANT TO SEE YOU PUT OUT A DAILY PAPER JACKASS... IF EVOLUTION HAD ACTUALLY WORKED AND LEFT YOU TO THE VULTURES THIS WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE... I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU THINK THE WORLD OWES YOU, BUT THE TRUTH IS THAT YOU DON'T DESERVE SHIT. HOW YOU BECAME A PROFESSOR, IF THAT IS ACTUALLY TRUE BOGGLES MY MIND. USUALLY INSTITUTIONS SUCH AS THE INFAMOUS RUTGERS WOULDN'T ALLOW SOMEONE AS SIMPLE MINDED AND VINDICTIVE AS YOU TO TEACH.... OH WAIT... THAT'S RIGHT... COLLEGE PROFESSORS ARE TALENTLESS HACKS THAT ARE UNSKILLED AT EVERYTHING OTHER THAN SAYING "YOU'RE WRONG."
SINCERLY,
OFFICER GO-FUCK-YOURSELF O'MALLY OF THE COMMENT POLICE
Officer O'Mally:
While irreverent probably the funniest post I've ever seen. First time I ever laughed out loud from a post.
Goes to show that not everything has to be bland.
I haven't commented for awhile, but will be doing more.
Comment Police:
BTW thanks for your comments. people need to laugh and to have stuff pointed out about what they're writing sometimes. i know i listened to what you had to say when you posted on my blog and, frankly, it's a better blog because of it.
you're doing something positive...and funny. both of those things are absolutely necessary.
I DON'T THINK I HAVE WRITTEN ANYTHING OF MY OWN YET... SO MY WRITING IS NON-EXISTANT.
BUT HERE'S A LITTLE POEM FOR YOU PROFESSOR.
MEOW MEOW LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT ME...
WE ACCEPTED GOLD FROM THE NAZIS...
SORRY WRONG CARD...
-COMMENT POLICE
MEOW MEOW LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT ME...
WE ACCEPTED GOLD FROM THE NAZIS...
SORRY WRONG CARD...
You're so funny :D Thankyou for this amazing post mr. comment police!
You don't have to mind criticism. Should be able to handle other person's perspective i think.
Btw great post!
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